Calendar dates 2005-2008

The Nellie Olesons in "Nellie-licious!"
June 5 - 8, 2008
9 p.m. (8:00 p.m. Sunday) 
Cavern Club Theater at Casita Del Campo Restaurant
1920 Hyperion Ave. 
Silverlake, CA  90027
tickets:  $15 in advance, $20 at the door
reservations:  323.969.2530

The original renegade homo punks of sketch comedy
make L.A. Gay Pride 2008 “Nellie-licious!”

THE NELLIE OLESONS
"Brazen sketch comedy trio is high-octane, high-camp" - Vanity Fair
“Clearly nothing is off limits for this raucous comedy group” - Entertainment Weekly
"Defiantly disgusting and refreshingly raunchy" - Los Angeles Times  

Los Angeles, CA – THE NELLIE OLESONS kick L.A. Gay Pride 2008 in the nuts with NELLIE-LICIOUS!, their all new show featuring the legendary trio’s classic brand of “faster is better” comedy that often (mostly) pushes way beyond the boundaries of good taste.  From the twisted brain of founding member Terrence Michael comes “The Veeg Sisters” (the infamous penis-tucking, flute-playing “sister” act whose short video played to shocked audiences at Outfest 2007), “The Marlee Matlin Sing-A-Long Songbook” and a Mommie Dearest-infused take on The Diary Of Anne Frank.  Also on hand are a slew of political and pop-culture bombing monologues from co-founder Nora Burns  (“Disney Darfur,” “Showbiz Mom”) and John Cantwell‘s aggro-choreographed dance routines (“Lil’ Baby Friend’s Tribute to Jaws 2" and “The Tap Dancing Centaurs”).  Mix in the Nellie’s penchant for ratty wigs and next-to-nothing  costumes from Hollywood Blvd. and you’ve got one delightfully dark evening of sexy, NELLIE-LICIOUS-ness not to be missed during this year’s Pride.

Taking their name from the pop culture icon of Little House On The Prairie, The Nellie Olesons were founded by Burns and Michael in New York in 1993 (Cantwell joined in 1996).  The group has created 11 critically acclaimed sketch comedy shows and have toured the U.S. and Canada extensively.  Based in LA since 1998, they have performed at Luna Park, Highways, The Laugh Factory, the L.A. Gay and Lesbian Center and The Cavern Club.  Their short film, The Nellie Olesons, won the Audience Award for Best Short Video at Outfest in 1997 and they will be featured in the upcoming film, Nick & Norah’s Infinite Playlist, starring Michael Cera (Superbad, Juno).  The comic trio has also appeared (together and apart) in Legally Blonde, “Nip/Tuck”, “Will & Grace”, Broken Hearts Club, “The Riches” and Logo’s “Wisecrack” series. 

 
June 30 - August 8, 2008   
8:30 p.m. (no shows Wed. & Sat.)

The Nellie Olesons in "Nellie-licious!"
The U.U. Meeting House Theatre
236 Commercial St.
Provincetown, MA  02657
tickets:  $20
Available at Capetix (866) 811-4111 (toll free)
For more info call 508-487-9948

PAST DATES:
 

THE VEEG SISTERS "tear some shit up" at LA's OUTFEST 2007 as part of the COMIC STRIP program. Two Screenings - MONDAY JULY 16th, 2007 at 9:15PM @ Barnsdall Theater and SUNDAY JULY 22, 2007 at 2:30PM @ Showcase Theater. Ticket info: 213.480.7065/outfest.org
 
 

July 18-August 18, 2007 Tues-Saturday 10 PM at the 
U.U. Meeting House Theater 236 Commercial Street
Provincetown, Massachusetts
The Nellie Olesons in
Night of 100 Nellies

Tickets $20 available at Capetix (866) 811-4111 toll free or www.capetix.com
For more information call 508.487.9948
 
 
March 22 - 25, 2007
The Nellies are back at the Cavern Club with a mix of material old and new!
9:00 p.m. show (8:00 on Sunday)
$15 in advance, $18 at the door
Reservations: 323-969-2530
www.cavernclubtheater.com
 
March 16 and 17, 2007
The V Lounge at The Villa Resort
Cathedral City, CA 92234
8:00 p.m. show
Tickets: $20
Show plus 3 course dinner (including tax and tip): $47 (starts at 6 PM)
Reservations: 760-328-7211. 
www.thevilla.com
 
March 13, 2007
Wolfe Video releases the dvd version of "Outlaugh" featuring the Nellies in "Girlie!", "Call Me Ann Coulter", "Momma & Elda" and other comic bits and pieces.
 
March 8, 2007
Don't put off that trip to Maui any longer! 
"Night of 100 Nellies"
Maui Arts & Cultural Center McCoy Studio Theater
7:30 p.m show
$18
Reservations: 808-242-SHOW (7469)
www.neocomedy.com
 
January - March, 2007
The Nellie Olesons are featured in 2 episodes of Logo's "Wisecrack" series. Check your local listings and be on the lookout for the premiere of episodes 2 and 6 - if you miss it check out when it repeats on www.logoonline.com
 
October 5 - 7, 2006
8:00 p.m. sharp
Outlaugh!
The Renberg Theater at the L.A. Gay and Lesbian Center
1125 N. McCadden Place
Los Angeles, CA 90038

Tix and Info: http://www.thegaymafia.net/outlaugh

 
October 26 - 28, 2006
9:00 p.m.
The Cavern Club Celebrity Theater at Casita Del Campo
1920 Hyperion Ave.
Silverlake, CA. 90027
Tickets: $15 in advance $18 at the door
Res: 323.969.2530


http://www.cavernclubtheater.com
 
The Nellie Olesons return to P'Town, Summer 2006!

June 19 - 28, 2006
9:00 p.m. (19 - 21, 25 - 28)             10:30 p.m. (22, 23, 24)
The Vixen at The Pilgrim House
336 Commercial St.
Provincetown, MA 02657

Tickets: $20     Reservations: 508.487.6424
www.ptownvixen.com
 
June 1 and 2, 2006. 

The Nellies return to NYC's East Village at Mo Pitkin's!

The Nellie Olesons
Thursday, June 1 and Friday, June 2, 2006, 8:00 p.m. sharp
Mo Pitkins, 34 Avenue A (at 3rd), NYC 10009

Tickets:
http://www.ticketweb.com
Key Words: Nellie Olesons

More information:
http://www.mopitkins.com/MoPitkins_NEW/home.html 
212.777.5660

 
May 24 - 27, 2006. The Nellie Olesons headline Toronto's "We're Funny That Way Festival" and will perform several shows at Buddies In Bad Times Theatre.

http://www.werefunnythatway.com/
   April 14, 15 and 21, 22, 2006   at 9:00 p.m. 
The Nellie Olesons will be back at the Cavern Club, Silverlake, Los Angeles
 Spring 2006 to workshop new material.
http://www.cavernclubtheater.com/
 

  Thursday April 6th
The Nellie Olesons in
Older! Uglier! Meaner!
Maui, Hawaii

The LA based sketch comedy group arrives with their unique brand of politically, socially and terminally incorrect humor and more wigs, costumes and characters than you’ve seen in a lifetime.

Manhattan Mama Productions presents:
Coconut Cabaret, a monthly performance series featuring the best comic avant-garde artists
 from around the country.
Maui Arts & Cultural Center McCoy Studio Theater
All Shows 7:30 
Ticket $18 at the Box office or by calling 242 SHOW (7469)
http://www.neocomedy.com/

Sept. 29 - Oct. 1, 2005
The Nellie Olesons debut at the Los Angeles Gay & Lesbian Center’s Davidson/Valentini Theater where they are joined by Little House cast members Alison Arngrim (Nellie Oleson) and Lucy Lee Flippin (Eliza Jane Wilder).

Sept. 21, 2005
The Nellies perform a short version of their latest show at the Comedy Central Stage in Hollywood. They horrify a pussy guy from the Aspen Comedy Festival, but the geriatric couple in the front row loves the show.

 

 
Sept. 15 - 24, 2005
“Older! Uglier! Meaner!” returns to the Cavern Club Theater!
 

June 3 - 11, 2005
The Nellie Olesons christen NYC’s newest performance venue, Ace of Clubs. This is their first New York show since 1999.

 

March 11 - 19, 2005.
The Nellies continue “Older! Uglier! Meaner! at the Cavern Club Theater in Silverlake, CA. They are joined onstage by the real Nellie Oleson, Alison Arngrim as well as Mink Stole (star of John Water’s Pink Flamingos, Female Trouble, etc.).

 

Feb. 17 - 19, 2005.
The Nellies return to Highways Performance Space in Santa Monica, CA after a 5 year hiatus to workshop a new show, “Older! Uglier! Meaner!

This page was updated January 11, 2007 by Len Whitney